Chapter 1 Rain poured down from the sky, lightning flashed, and thunder boomed. It was Saturday morning, and there wasn't much to do in the small town of South Park on a rainy, stormy, day such as today. Kenny sighed as he looked out the window, watching the rain run down the glass. His mother and father were passed out on the floor, which didn't surprise him at all. His little sister Karen was away at a friend's house for the weekend, leaving him alone, besides his parents, but he might as well have been home alone. They'd only get drunk again once they woke up, or start another fight with each other. There's nothing to do today. It's goin